Welcome to the grind, loser. We hope you brought snacks.
You start in the mud. Broke. Confused.
Ten hours later you're running a hyper-optimized mining empire, yelling at your dog for wasting your IRL energy.
This isn’t just an idle game — this is your new second job. Without pay. Without health insurance. But with dopamine.
🛠 What to expect:
Brutal Progression: Every click matters. Every resource is earned. Regret is a mechanic.
Deep Crafting Web: If it exists, you probably made it from twigs, dust, and trauma.
Prestige Mechanics: Reset. Profit. Repeat. Classic, but evil.
Scaling Like a Maniac: Soft caps. Hard caps. Emotional caps.
Idle, Not Dead: Plays in the background… until you blink and it’s 3:27 AM.
Low System Impact: Runs on a potato. Destroys your soul, not your CPU.
🚫 What’s NOT included:
No microtransactions
No loot boxes
No fake "idle" systems
No blockchain garbage
No mercy
🧠 Built for people who:
💬 Totally real reviews:
"Missed my grandma’s birthday. She understands." – Tim, 42
"This game taught me math. Then punished me for it." – Former Valedictorian
"96 hours in. No idea if I’m having fun." – Person With No Face
"It runs on a toaster. I still overclocked it." – Linus (not that one)
📈 Final Notes:
