Unstimulated Simulator news & patch notes

This page aggregates Steam news feeds, patch notes, and developer announcements for Unstimulated Simulator, sourced from official Steam community posts.

Major updates, balance changes, and seasonal events often correlate with player-count spikes — cross-reference announcements here with the live charts on the main Unstimulated Simulator statistics page.

Articles link back to Steam for full changelogs. SteamScope refreshes news entries as new posts are published to the game's Steam hub.