THE CORE CHEEK-CLAPPING EXPERIENCE

• 🍑 Shake that, Clap for Cash: The gameplay is simple: click the big pink button. The faster you click, the more your cheeks clap. Clapping cheeks generates massive acoustic energy, which attracts a crowd of clubgoers, hypes up the venue, and rains cash directly into your wallet.
  

• 🏥 Dermatological Warfare at the Cheek Clinic: Nobody wants to dance with blemishes. Visit the local Cheek Clinic to purchase Pimple Cream, undergo laser surgery to clear your scars, or buy Anti-Fart Pills (a must-have item to prevent sudden, green gas clouds from clearing out the dance floor).
  

• 🛍️ Upgrade Your Assets: Head over to the Store and spend your hard-earned cash on premium gluteal upgrades. Go from size Flat to THICC, get a stylish Juicy Tattoo, and unlock a wardrobe of clothing that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination: Cotton Briefs, Pink Thongs, Booty Shorts, Fishnet Tights, Leather Chaps, and the ultimate symbol of wealth—the Gold Thong.
  

• ⚔️ P2P Multiplayer: The Gluteal Gladiator Arena: Think your cheeks are the fastest in the West? Challenge your friends online in real-time WebRTC multiplayer battles! Show off your custom outfits, steal the crowd's attention, and build up your Hype meter to dominate the lobby.
  

• 🌯 Twerk-Off powerups: Need a dirty shortcut to victory? Activate the Burrito Power-Up mid-match. Throwing a burrito at your friend will turn their skin alien-green and make them fart uncontrollably, actively draining their score and driving the crowd away from them! Just one of three powerups you can use against your friends toosh!