Answer the phone.

Show the patient your disdain.

Express your appreciation of the metal.

Successfully use the VHS tape.

Perform a heart transplant.

Calm your patient.

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Create a Time Lord.

Perform a double kidney transplant.

Perform a brain transplant.

Go about your secretarial duties.

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.

Perform an uber heart transplant.

Completely remove the rib cage.

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.

Create a Hammerhead shark.

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.

Collect all floppy disks.

Perform an eye transplant.

Go where no surgeon has gone before.

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.

Complete all procedures.

Perform a teeth transplant.

Explode a heart.

Give the patient heterochromia.

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Completely smash up the goggles.

Perform a heart transplant in space.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

Listen to the surgeon rap.

Give the patient a... scarf.

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

...and it was going so well.

I'm not sure that was worth it...

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Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Perform

Replace the heart with something else.

Completely smash up the rib cage.

Now where did you leave her number...

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Take your radio with you.

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Heart of a Cow.

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Complete an alien organ transplant.

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Complete all 6 secret transplants.

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Vodka to the eye.

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.