Please, Don’t Touch Anything News & Patch Notes

Another day, another quick fix! This update is for Windows, Mac, and Linux. Thank you to MoolyChaos and Marceline for finding this one. - Fixed: Rare race condition where the Blood timer disappears after beating the Alien mini game Thanks, ForwardXP

Hey Friends! We’re happy that so many of you came to hang out with us at the office, and none of you messed with our machines (right?). A round of fixes for Windows and Mac (Thank you all who reported bugs, and feature suggestions). As well as an update for the Linux build that brings it up to date with all other versions. Changes :

Asynchronous achievements - now pop when you get them
Changed the way things save slightly (switch related)
Fixed a bug related to the save changes
Properly recording button presses to save
Perfectionist achievement fixed

Thanks again to you all, and our friends at Four Quarters (Have you played Loop Hero?) -ForwardXP

Please, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh Update

Wow! It's been 9 years since the last update to Please, Don't Touch Anything on Steam. There's an entire generation of gamers who haven't taken a turn at solving the fiendishly mind-bending puzzles, and we wanted to take a moment to update the classic game to ensure it runs great on current Windows and Mac systems.

We've also taken the opportunity to move to the current version of GameMaker, and clean up some bugs that have been bothering us for.. well.. years.

This refresh update will also make it easier to push new updates in the future. We've got a few ideas...

General Changes & Fixes

Updated to latest version of GameMaker
Updated to latest Steamworks SDK and API
Fixed various missing art elements across the game
Added missing animation frame in Bender Ending
Updated deprecated effects used in some endings to use more modern effects
Fixed bug where game would snap back to first monitor when using dual monitors
Fixed custom cursor missing issues
Pressed the red button (Sorry...)

Platform-Specific Changes

Windows

Updated to support Windows 10 & 11

MacOS

Updated to support MacOS 10.14+
Game updated to run on modern Apple Silicon hardware

We hope you enjoy this update! If you encounter any issues, please reach out to our Support Team at [email protected]

PDTA 3D is out now! Can you figure out the five new endings? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cH68fw4c8&feature=youtu.be You can also find PDTA on Android and iOS

Please, Don't Touch Anything is now compatible with Linux & SteamOS! To thank Linux owners for their infinite patience, the game is 50% OFF until Monday 30 May!

https://media.giphy.com/media/EvgHwL8FPrOak/giphy.gif Who would have imagined that NOT pressing buttons could be this exciting? We're psyched to announce that Please, Don't Touch Anything is coming to the Oculus Rift and Gear VR real soon. Feast your eyes on the announcement trailer:https://youtu.be/fiBPGxoki2A

BONUS TRACKS 3 new bonus tracks have been added to Please, Don't Touch Anything original soundtrack (which can be purchased here). Those tracks were composed exclusively for this rad Please, Don't Touch Anything remake in Minecraft. On a side note, if you're looking for more brilliant chiptune musics, you might want to head down to blinch's Soundcloud page. FAN ART CONTEST A fan art contest have just been launched. Join it here! Four Quarters already organized a similar contest in Russia. Check out some of the neat artworks submitted then: http://i.imgur.com/enDXn4P.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xaLWnBU.jpg http://i.imgur.com/HUD1D1Q.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8AiY27x.png 3 new enigmas/endings are now available on Please, Don't Touch Anything. Are they going to blow that mind of yours? Yes, they are. Do you have to pay to get them? No, you don't. 3 new achievements have also been added with this update and the soundtrack DLC has once again been updated with the new musics. Please, Don't Touch Anything now features a grand total of 25 enigmas (compared to 16 when the game was first released in March). We hope you'll enjoy this new content.

http://i.imgur.com/DVnqS4K.png Screwdriver? Check. Hammer? Check. All set for some more wicked enigmas. Please note that some of the new endings are somehow connected to the "old" ones. You might find it useful to delete your save and start the game over. The soundtrack DLC has been updated and now includes the musics from the new endings.

Want to hear a sneak preview of one of the new music from Please, Don't Touch Anything's upcoming update? DON'T CLICK HERE.

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Please, Don’t Touch Anything news & patch notes