Pitchforks & Paragraphs is a frantic low-poly typing game set in a chaotic medieval kingdom. You play as the royal wizard, tasked with defending the castle gates from increasingly aggressive waves of rioting peasants using your most powerful weapon: your typing skills. Each rioter carries a sign with a word on it. Type the word correctly to hurl a high-speed spellball at them and drive them back before the mob overwhelms the kingdom.

• Typing-Driven Combat: No complex inputs or skill trees. Your typing speed and accuracy dictate your magical firepower.

• Escalating Wave Defense: Face down relentless hordes of rioters with increasingly complex words as the waves progress.

• Score Attack & Multipliers: Earn points based on word length and speed. Maximize your typing velocity to rack up bonuses and climb the ranks.

• Global Leaderboards: Compete against wizards worldwide to prove who has the fastest fingers in the realm.