Mr. Massagy news & patch notes

http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26878642/55dbbaab491d97b40031966d615ce08d6bf2faed.png Hello everyone! Well, this has been a long time coming, but it’s finally here. The date-crazed, egomaniacal, super smart OS lady S.O.N.I.A is ready to be courted (whether Johnny wants to or not), on this beautiful Valentine’s morning. Along with S.O.N.I.A., comes the coveted, proper ending of the game, two more achievements, and one more Item for Johnny’s room. We hope Steam users can finally enjoy her sweet, robotic smooth-talking.

About Social DLC:

We will keep making new dates (or mini games) for free, as long as we can, just share #MrMassagy to your people! “But why is it taking so long, guys?!”- I hear you say! Well, it's a tiny team working on more than 3 games at a time. But I know they have the drive to invite a few more dates this year! Cheers, Sean Callaghan PS: You might need to get 3 stars with all the dates to unlock S.O.N.I.A.

http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26878642/55dbbaab491d97b40031966d615ce08d6bf2faed.png Hello everyone! Well, this has been a long time coming, but it’s finally here. The date-crazed, egomaniacal, super smart OS lady S.O.N.I.A is ready to be courted (whether Johnny wants to or not), on this beautiful Valentine’s morning. Along with S.O.N.I.A., comes two more achievements, and one more Item for Johnny’s room. We hope Steam users can finally enjoy her sweet, robotic smooth-talking.

About Social DLC:

We will keep making new dates (or mini games) for free, as long as we can, just share #MrMassagy to your people! “But why is it taking so long, guys?!”- I hear you say! Well, it's a tiny team working on more than 3 games at a time. But I know they have the drive to invite a few more dates this year! Cheers, Sean Callaghan PS: You might need to get 3 stars with all the dates to unlock S.O.N.I.A.

http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26878642/f589aa4b9e7bfce31ec656bbf88ca79d999e0d92.png Hello everybody! The team made their first Steam Bundle ever!!! (It was my idea actually...) “What’s this fresh hell all about?”, I hear you say. Well, now you can now buy Mr. Massagy and My Name is Mayo with a -20% discount, that means that the mayo will be kinda FREE! The bundle is called Mr. Massagy High-Calorie Edition Bundle and you can check it out here: http://store.steampowered.com/bundle/4381/Mr_Massagy_HighCalorie_Edition/ Have a slippery, uncomfortably comfortable, pleasurable massage, ya’ll! Cheers, Sean Callaghan PS: BTW, we haven’t forgotten about new UP-Dates. Just stay tuned in the future!

http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26878642/f589aa4b9e7bfce31ec656bbf88ca79d999e0d92.png Hello everybody! The team made their first Steam Bundle ever!!! (It was my idea actually...) “What’s this fresh hell all about?”, I hear you say. Well, now you can now buy Mr. Massagy and My Name is Mayo with a -20% discount, that means that the mayo will be kinda FREE! The bundle is called Mr. Massagy High-Calorie Edition Bundle and you can check it out here: http://store.steampowered.com/bundle/4381/Mr_Massagy_HighCalorie_Edition/ Have a slippery, uncomfortably comfortable, pleasurable massage, ya’ll! Cheers, Sean Callaghan PS: BTW, we haven’t forgotten about new UP-Dates. Just stay tuned in the future!

http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26878642/8b6048395b50e8d1f4aad1e5c4ae3238319f3620.png Hello everyone! To celebrate Valentine this week, we decided to make a fun li’l update! The team noticed that Nicole has some fans, so they did a mini game for her! YAY! (yep, we read comments about the game everyday... like... always... Thank you for that!) Enjoy Kill Duck! A tribute to Nicole and... some old game I dunno... Help her get those delicious ducks and make herself feel wild! And if you manage to kill 100 ducks, you might win a prize!! This mini game also has two new achievements and a Leaderboard!! http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26878642/d79ca2dc16996383af3ced4692ffbfebba5708bf.png This up-date doesn’t have a new date, but who knows?! Maybe next month a new date will finally throw (her?)self in the muddy, dangerous waters of Linger, so keep an eye out! But wait! There’s more: Our programmer decided to drink some extra cappuccinos this month and he finally fixed the screenshot issue! You can now take screenshots with F12!! " Massagy X3"!! We hope you enjoy this Up-date #2. The team is always listening to your feedback to make this game as great as it can get.

About Social DLC:

We will keep making new dates (or mini games) for free, as long as we can, just share #MrMassagy to your people!

http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26878642/8b6048395b50e8d1f4aad1e5c4ae3238319f3620.png Hello everyone! To celebrate Valentine this week, we decided to make a fun li’l update! The team noticed that Nicole has some fans, so they did a mini game for her! YAY! (yep, we read comments about the game everyday... like... always... Thank you for that!) Enjoy Kill Duck! A tribute to Nicole and... some old game I dunno... Help her get those delicious ducks and make herself feel wild! And if you manage to kill 100 ducks, you might win a prize!! This mini game also has two new achievements and a Leaderboard!! http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26878642/d79ca2dc16996383af3ced4692ffbfebba5708bf.png This up-date doesn’t have a new date, but who knows?! Maybe next month a new date will finally throw (her?)self in the muddy, dangerous waters of Linger, so keep an eye out! But wait! There’s more: Our programmer decided to drink some extra cappuccinos this month and he finally fixed the screenshot issue! You can now take screenshots with F12!! " Massagy X3"!! We hope you enjoy this Up-date #2. The team is always listening to your feedback to make this game as great as it can get.

About Social DLC:

We will keep making new dates (or mini games) for free, as long as we can, just share #MrMassagy to your people!

http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26878642/5c89156f2aabd66a27816a010887022e658df41f.png Hello everyone! To celebrate a new year, a new life, and a new Massagy wife, we’re proud to announce the first of the free Social DLC Dates for Mr. Massagy: the adorable Navia! http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26878642/18be67e5bf70c4b9d17aef49e301b320528308be.png Along with Navia, two more Steam achievements and a new feature called the “Pile of Things” are waiting to be discovered! Be sure to look for the “Things” from inside the dates! (One thing per date, they are somewhere between conversations...) UP-DATE Mr. Massagy Now! PS: I’d talk about Samba to Rial if I were you.(SambaAA BAM BAM sam sam sambarium!)

About Social DLC:

We will keep making new dates for free, as long as we can, just share #MrMassagy to your people!

http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26878642/5c89156f2aabd66a27816a010887022e658df41f.png Hello everyone! To celebrate a new year, a new life, and a new Massagy wife, we’re proud to announce the first of the free Social DLC Dates for Mr. Massagy: the adorable Navia! http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26878642/18be67e5bf70c4b9d17aef49e301b320528308be.png Along with Navia, two more Steam achievements and a new feature called the “Pile of Things” are waiting to be discovered! Be sure to look for the “Things” from inside the dates! (One thing per date, they are somewhere between conversations...) UP-DATE Mr. Massagy Now! PS: I’d talk about Samba to Rial if I were you.(SambaAA BAM BAM sam sam sambarium!)

About Social DLC:

We will keep making new dates for free, as long as we can, just share #MrMassagy to your people!