Horsey Game News & Patch Notes

- Temporarily removed test track at Surebreed Steeples - More error checking with the new renderer to fix the black screen bug maybe - Transparency (seeing thru things) fixed in various places - Glitchy lines in the world map greatly reduced - Fixed lag when returning to game after alt-tabbing to check your tik-tok - Another valiant stab at fixing music not playing sometimes

- Fixed race music sometimes not playing - You can name your horses with a keyboard on Steam Deck again - Some mysterious condition was not allowing one person to parlay bets - Biohacker was crashing if the vat contained only a single homozygous genome - Completely rewrote my "renderer" using SDL_Render instead of OpenGL, what could go wrong

I have ported Horsey Game to Mac! This necessitated upgrading to SDL3, so the Windows version is maybe a little better with regards to graphics glitches that some people have been reporting, but also maybe not.

Fixed the unlawful stealing of horses
Horses will eat items dropped in the world more realistically
Horses that become deceased in the world may drop their equipment
Some more sounds
Horses will accidentally escape the trailer less often
Plutonium dropped in an empty vat will no longer freeze the game
One mayest press 'G' in certain locations whilst hovering over a horse to maketh it go

Removed the press E to nuke your safe file feature.
Fixed horse names sometimes appearing blank.
Trophies no longer show the attachment cursor.
If you shoot a horse you can get your stuff back.

Due to popular demand, infinite silver shovel is back. But there's a two second cooldown to make you think about it. Otherwise, dig away! Go ahead and fill your world with junk and potholes. That's your business.
You can grab items with the silver lasso and drop them in holes to bury them and fill up the hole.
Text boxes are always on screen now. How hard was it to clamp an x value.
Maybe fixed two songs playing at once.
Fixed the stealing of various objects. Thank you speedrunners aka beta testers.
Caves can be destroyed with the shovel.
Plutonium now counts as food.
Large horses smash fences less indiscriminately.
Improved frame rate when zoomed out and drawing many horses.
Attaching footwear doesn't teleport horses.
Sumo 10% less janky.
Abandoned track crash fix.
Several loose ends fixed in certain extreme population cases.

An old abandoned racetrack has been discovered! Bring your horses here to race them against each other. Look to the south-east of the Crispr lab. This feature has been tested for several minutes.
Fixed a new way to generate infinite items. Sorry if you missed it.
Horses will get tired when exiting the game in the middle of a circus event.
Secret hotkey: in the paddock, stables, and Crispr lab you can hover over a horse and press 'g' to make it 'giddy up'.

Bipeds fall over less.
Putting a wheeled horse in the powerplant was not working correctly.
Two achievements that weren't working are.
Many gene tweaks to reduce glitch-outs.
Big carnivores will smash fences instead of ghosting through them.
Limbs may detach under high stress instead of causing a neutron star of glitches.
Carnivores may be captured with a silver lasso.

You can cut and paste genomes to your real life clipboard with the Crispr lab computer.
Fixed the release & recapture cheat. How did I not forsee this!
Fixed many anomolies from odd gene combinations.
You can't go to the track until you collect your dung monies.
You can't steal horses by flinging them off screen.

I have fixed the last remaining crash bug. There are no more crashes. It feels pretty good knowing Horsey Game is 100% crash free!

You can no longer accidentally drop the thing in the thing
Crispr device has been made more reliable at gene copying
Shopkeepers can be dragged back to their post to resume their jobs
I suggest you free your glitchy horses into the wild or otherwise dispose of them
Fixed crash if horse was simultaneously touching conveyor and scale
Tweaked horse mass calculation
Fixed various issues with horses facing left
Music will pause on pause screen
Shoveling on water bug fixed

Compass hidden while situated in certain situations
Crash if no qualified geneticist to operate Crispr machine
Fixed an indescribable saved game crash due to helixes having a quantum number of arms
Legs with prismatic joints (in Box2D parlance) will sort behind the body
Bowties dropped in world would cause a crash when the powerplant was operational
Gift baskets were giving the same thing repeatedly
Shovel exhibits less infinitude

Fixed a crash when renaming a horse while not connected to Steam
Fixed a crash when a horse eats vial that was dropped outside in a pasture
A compass will appear to guide you home if you get 1280 pixels away from it
Recalcitrant horses may be bribed to race with a beverage
You many now pan the camera in the race track with the arrow keys
Used a Levenshtein Distance algorithm to eliminate some near duplicate horse names
More outside horse chomping and mating sounds
Less delay between races on TV
Fixed a case of positive net cash flow when dragging horses around in the paddock

Removed duplicate horse name Nostril-Damus
Added confirmation to game reset
Mabel's eyebrow obsession is more fleshed out
Add high-res volt meter graphics to powerplant
Unusual horses do a better job of locating the floor while in the trailer
Due to player requests, shovel price has been lowered to $95
Fixed crash when winning circus events
Downward slanting horse ears will always have a contrasting color
Sumo gong has more dynamic range and better vibration simulation
Can now rename horses on inspection screen
Esoteric changes to Clide's inventory
Fixed achievements crashing on Linux sometimes

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