Hitler is my Crush is an absurd adventure in which you will plunge into the world of black humor and satire. You have to take on the role of a girl who is in love with Hitler and does not want to share him, and go on an absurd journey with Hitler, who is captured by saboteurs.
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24h peak
4
All-time peak
4
SteamScope Score
34.0
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Hitler is my Crush is an absurd adventure in which you will plunge into the world of black humor and satire. You have to take on the role of a girl who is in love with Hitler and does not want to share him, and go on an absurd journey with Hitler, who is captured by saboteurs. The game offers a unique experience of exploring an alternative history, where absurdity and satire become key elements. Get ready for unpredictable adventures and humor that connoisseurs of non-standard gaming experiences will appreciate. Delve into the world of absurdity and laughter with Hitler is my Crush!
Hitler is my Crush is a satirical and parodic third-person shooter with elements of black humor, where you play as a girl in love with Adolf Hitler, having learned that your loved one has been kidnapped, you, like a real girl in love, go to capture the city where you will be stopped by communist soldiers in Nazi uniforms and other opponents, you need to FIND AND SAVE YOUR BELOVED ADOLF HITLER!
Small but dangerous traps
Enemies eager to kill you and prevent you from seeing your Beloved HITLER
Unusual and unexpected surprises
Dangerous BOSS and his servants who are holding their beloved HITLER
Beautiful anime girl who is crazy about Hitler
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Steam reviews
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Total reviews
531
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90%Very Positive
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Hitler is my crush is tracked on SteamScope with live Steam concurrent player data, historical charts, and a SteamScope activity score of 34/100. Search for "Hitler is my crush player count" or "Hitler is my crush steam charts" to monitor how many people are playing right now and how activity compares with past peaks.
Hitler is my crush is developed by DarkLight Studio, released 14 Nov 2023, a Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie title. Available on Windows.
Hitler is my crush currently reports 2 concurrent Steam players with a 24-hour peak of 4 and an all-time peak of 4.
Player counts remained largely unchanged over the past 24 hours.
Among tracked Steam titles, Hitler is my crush ranks #1448 of 4,433 by momentum score.
Hitler is my crush maintains stable player activity at 2. With a longevity score of 42/100, the title continues to sustain an active player base over time.
Hitler is my crush has 19 Steam achievements tracked on SteamScope.
The average global unlock rate across all achievements is 19%, giving a baseline for overall completion difficulty.
The most common achievement is "Hot love" with a 57.8% unlock rate.
The rarest achievement is "Six Seven 67" — only 0.3% of players have unlocked it (Very Hard).
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Steam achievements: 19
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Hitler is my crush - 0,99€
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Hitler is my crush is currently €0.99 on Steam. The lowest tracked store price is €0.99 (recorded Jul 27, 2026).
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Hitler is my crush has 90% Steam reviews across 531 user reviews. Steam labels this as "Very Positive".
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Achievements
This game
19% avg unlock
40 peer games
16.6% median
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Achievements
19 standard · Updated 4d ago
19%
average global unlock
Most Common
Hot love
57.8% unlock rate
Rarest Achievement
Six Seven 67
0.3% unlock rate
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_2
57.8%
global unlock
Oh it's hot
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_4
54.0%
global unlock
Hurray, am I healthy or am I just a vegetable
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_3
50.3%
global unlock
Bomb of all bombs
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_1
46.3%
global unlock
Now let's sell it
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_5
38.9%
global unlock
Everything is super, EVERYTHING IS COOL!!!
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_6
28.4%
global unlock
We only meet without panties
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_14
14.9%
global unlock
I'm RICH!!! Sort of
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_7
13.4%
global unlock
A typical day in my life
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_8
13.0%
global unlock
Is anyone better? I doubt it!
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_10
8.2%
global unlock
That very monster from dreams
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_15
6.5%
global unlock
A rifle for the true connoisseur
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_16
5.9%
global unlock
You finally did it. You actually touched the grass (even if it's virtual)
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_9
4.4%
global unlock
I wish someone would look at me like that
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_18
3.3%
global unlock
Sneezing lead all over the place. Bless you!
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_11
2.8%
global unlock
At least somewhere I have gold
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_17
2.3%
global unlock
Feel the love and the smell of cherry blossoms in the air
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_13
2.1%
global unlock
And the cat-wife
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_12
1.8%
global unlock
Illuminated my love for my beloved
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_19
0.3%
global unlock
Six Seven of the Brain
