Burger news & patch notes

GENTLEMEN. Two years. We still don't understand what happened. Some of you waited. Some of you forgot. Some of you found the game in your library and went "oh right, burger." Some of you sent us an email. Some of you sent four. Sorry. Someone sent us a three-page essay on Burger lore theory. We don't know if Burger has lore. Apparently now it might. Someone drew fanart. Why. We don't know. Thank you. Someone got every achievement in one evening and sent a screenshot. We checked Steamworks - they are not the only one. We don't know who these people are. In the forums you argued about lettuce: below the patty or above. Two years. It got heated. Some threads we were afraid to open. Someone built their own auto-clicker. We saw. Someone asked: "are they alive?" We are alive. We were thinking. Details are lost to time. We sat down. We thought. We added another burger. There are now two. One has lettuce ABOVE the patty. The other BELOW. Two years of debate. Settled. You can stop now. {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/45006676/bc9236ffe8651d3adaaa0c32db7aff9eb25ca491.gif

WHAT'S NEW

• 2 burgers. TWO. We don't know why this works. It works.
• Auto-clickers are in the game now. Officially. We don't know what this means for the clicker genre. Possibly nothing. But there they are.
• Hover to cook. You don't have to click anymore. We tried clicking on the hover. Nothing new happened. We don't know what we expected.
• 3 new achievements. So you have a reason to open the game. Any reason.

Thousands of you are STILL HERE. EVERY MONTH. TWO YEARS. We don't understand. But we respect you. And while we were thinking about the second burger, we accidentally started thinking about something else. What IS the difference between a burger and a sandwich? Bread, filling, bread. Both. We spent three weeks on this. My wife asked me to stop. We did not find an answer. But we made a whole game about it. Sandwich +1 - a cozy clicker where you stack random ingredients into absurd towers. Customers are cups of coffee with eyes. Why. We don't know. A bit more serious than Burger. Still absurd. Free demo: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4511900/Sandwich_1/?utm_source=burger_2_0_news Two years. Two burgers. One sandwich game. We hope you figure it out before we do. (please wishlist it)

Burger Lovers! We’ve got a special treat for you. Dive into the whimsical world of:

THE SESAME SEED SPECTACLE!

Now every burger comes with sesame seeds sprinkled in delightful, random patterns. A feast for your eyes and taste buds! {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/45006676/3bb4e0cd728bb9f40606168d1683d243dd8701dc.png But wait, there's more. Here's a little story from my past:

A TALE OF LOVE AND SESAME SEEDS:

When I was a kid, I had a strange obsession. While other children played with toys, I was mesmerized by sesame seeds. I remember sitting at the kitchen table, plucking each tiny seed off my burger bun and savoring them one by one. My family thought I was weird, but to me, it was pure joy. One time, my cousin caught me meticulously removing seeds and asked, "Why are you doing that?" I confidently replied, "I'm saving them for later, like a squirrel with nuts." He looked at me like I had three heads, but I didn’t care. The crunch of those seeds was worth every odd look. Years passed, and my love for sesame seeds only grew. I started experimenting, trying to create the perfect seed pattern on every bun. I even entered a school science fair with a project titled "The Geometry of Sesame Seeds: An Analysis of Random Patterns." Needless to say, I didn’t win, but I did get an honorable mention for creativity! Fast forward to today, and here I am, still fascinated by those tiny seeds. Even now, I find myself doing the same thing. There's something magical about those crunchy little gems on a burger bun. And now, I’m thrilled to bring that same magic to you with our new randomized sesame seed feature.

P.S.

By the way, I'm also working on another burger game, Galaxy Burger. There's a free demo available now! Dive in and see what all the fuss is about! P.P.S. If you think my love for sesame seeds is weird, wait until you see my other game, Galaxy Burger! It's got burgers, it's got chaos, and now it has a demo! Check it out: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2749770/Galaxy_Burger/?utm_source=burger_1_5_news Maybe, just maybe, this will make you check out my other burger masterpiece...

GENTLEMEN, brace yourselves! TO IMPROVE OUR FLAWLESS REPUTATION, WE'RE STARTING THE ULTIMATE CHARITY EVENT! Introducing the Feed a Million Cats event! ONE MILLION hungry cats. Why? I don't known...

WARNING!

There are side effects from feeding cats, not for the cats, but for you.

PRO TIP:

Stay sharp. Aren't you tired of clicking the same place? LET THE CAT FEEDING FRENZY BEGIN! P.S. We added a secret bonus, but it’s top secret. Don’t tell anyone. GOD, GIVE ME STRENGTH. Why do people play this... how many more updates do I have to do before they stop playing this damn game? . ??? WHERE ARE THE ANSWERS, SOMEONE TELL ME? . ??? This has gone too far... Hmm... BUT maybe they'll notice another one of my burger games.... who knows... https://store.steampowered.com/app/2749770/Galaxy_Burger/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/2749770/Galaxy_Burger/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/2749770/Galaxy_Burger/

GENTELMEN, dreams come true! We've added 1 million cheeseburgers to the game. BUT, one but... You'll need strength and perseverance to get every cheeseburger.

REMEMBER!

When you start the game, don't be tempted. It's a mirage, the cheeseburgers are there, just be patient. LET THE BATTLE FOR EVERY PIECE OF CHEESE BEGIN! P.S. We've added something else, but we won't tell anyone.

We did it again! After many seconds of brainstorming and a lot of sitting around, we proudly present the update that will make your burgers even better: earning money from them! To everyone who thought burgers couldn't get any more awesome, here's a little financial boost just for you.

What's New

• Added: Earn cash from your burgers! That's right, each burger now earns you $4.99 (the game currency) and more! So sit back, relax, and watch the money roll in... or don't, whatever.
• Added: Achievements for becoming a Millionaire and Billionaire. Flip burgers, get rich.
• No burger limits!

Note: We deeply apologize, but earnings will not be retroactively applied to burgers made before this update. Your old burgers are just... well, old burgers. P.S. In our community began a fierce debate, how to properly put the lettuce - on the patty or under the patty. Gentlemen, let's solve this issue once and for all! {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/45006676/d6960ae1c1c796636905a71843a758cabb1456f0.png

GENTLEMEN, THE DAY HAS COME ONCE AGAIN! We finally did it! After minutes of careful consideration, we bring you the update nobody knew they needed. To everyone who thought our burgers were missing something, here's a little leafy love just for you.

What's New?

• Added: Juicy, crisp lettuce. Yep, that's it. Now your burgers are officially 1% more delicious. You're welcome.

GENTLEMEN, THE DAY HAS COME! Today we finally released our second game, it was a difficult 10 days of waiting and agony, but we made it. I am thankful to everyone who took and will take an active part in supporting our game.

Day one patch

+ Fixed: The game starts from 123 instead of 0.